Father's Day...ON WEED

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This is one image AI provided after inputting “Multigenerational dads and cannabis.” Weirdly, I think I like it.

Today’s gift guide is by Madison Mullis, a cannabis industry publicist living in the South, where things are not exactly legal. She’s a total badass with a thick Southern drawl, a Master’s degree in marketing, a sharp eye, and a hearty love for dabs, so that’s why I asked her to pen this guide. I also asked her to note which entries are clients; they are marked with asterisks, and there are only a few.

In a future issue, I’ll write about a dry herb ball vape that has recently changed my life. It would have been perfect to include it here, but it deserves a whole letter, so I’ll write about it soon.

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by Madison Mullis

Full transparency: I do not typically commemorate Father’s Day, but my love for weed takes precedence. I think it should be celebrated all day, every day—and twice on Sundays for good measure! As a cannabis publicist by trade and self-proclaimed pot enthusiast, weed is essentially the essence of my being, and consuming it—in all its forms, particularly dabs—is my favorite way to pass the time. 

Despite being a Southerner born and raised, I’ve traveled coast to coast consuming the very best cannabis I could get my hands on. This was coupled with a year-long residency in Denver, where I tried every product available in dispensaries. In the spirit of the holiday, I’ve compiled a gift guide with all my top picks for the dad(s) in your life. From those who dabble to the headiest stoner you know, there’s something for everyone.

FOR THE DADS WHO DABBLE 

*FLUENT - MOODS Mini Vape

• Equivalent to the size of an AirPod, these disposable vapes are discreet AF. They’re a great choice for busy dads because you can slip it in your pocket and no one will ever know. 

Restart CBD - Restart Rita 

• Crisp, refreshing, and euphoric! Cannabis drinks often fall short on flavor, but these genuinely taste great and give you a good buzz without any weird aftertaste. They're easily my favorite infused beverage and super accessible—you can order them online.   

Kiva - Camino Midnight Blueberry

• If your dad struggles with insomnia, the Midnight Blueberry gummies will help him fall asleep and stay asleep. They have 5mg of THC and 1mg of CBN each; they’re ideal for new users trying to find the right dose. 

Sunburn - Live Rosin Nectar

• One of the most versatile ways to consume cannabis — Sunburn’s live rosin nectar is basically a weed-infused agave syrup. I recommend drizzling it over an açai bowl or some fresh fruit to add the perfect hint of sweetness. It’s also great for making cannabis-infused drinks at home. 

*ILGM - Beginner’s Grow Kit 

• Great for dads with green thumbs, this kit is a good option for anyone who wants to test the waters and get acclimated to growing weed without spending a bunch of money upfront or taking up a lot of space

  *Yaupon - Strawberry Zen

• If weed isn’t your dad’s thing, I recommend herbal tea because it’s full of natural antioxidants that our diets often lack. Rise Yaupon’s Strawberry Zen is my favorite, but the Healthy Kick has the most health benefits. It makes a mean mocktail. (It's easily infusible with the live rosin nectar.) 

FOR THE DANK DADS 

Snowtill Organics - Piescream

• No cannabis gift guide is complete without a fire flower recommendation, and Snowtill never disappoints. Piescream is best described as a ‘mind-numbing powerhouse of potency’ that exudes pungent notes of whipped cream and candied citrus. It’s an excellent choice for dads who love Myrcene-dominant strains. 

Bong Candles - Crossfade Stash Jar Candle 

• Practical and potent, crossfade candles exude a smooth scent similar to an old fashioned with hints of smokey vanilla laced with caramel and butterscotch that easily overpowers the smell of weed. And it’s multipurpose; the jars turn into a stash jar when you’re done.

Flower Mill - Next Gen Premium 2.0 Stainless Grinder

• What good is great weed if you’re going to mutilate it before you consume it? Splurging on a good grinder will always set you up for success. Flower Mill’s toothless grinders preserve the quality of your flower, producing a final product that’s pillowy, soft, and easy to pack or roll. 

*OCB - Brown Rice Bundle

• Similarly, there’s no point in buying top-shelf flowers to smoke them out of paper full of pesticides. Use a brand you trust, like OCB, which sustainably sources high-quality substrates. My favorite is the brown rice because it’s durable and has a silky mouthfeel while still preserving the natural flavor of the smoke. 

My Bud Vase - DeAngelo Bong

• Useful and aesthetic, this charcoal and copper bong blends into the background of any tasteful home space. Designed in honor of Steve DeAngelo, founder of the Last Prisoner Project, this vase embodies strength and conviction. It’s a thoughtful gift for dads who enjoy a tasteful bong rip. 

*S&B - Volcano Hybrid 

• The epitome of a stoner cult classic, the Volcano is essential for any dad trying to relive his glory days. It’s guaranteed to spice up your next family gathering when he passes around one of the notorious vapor-filled bags. Trust me, your Danksgiving will never be the same. 

FOR THE DADS WHO DAB 

Puffco - Proxy

• The Proxy is the superior portable dab device, in my humble opinion, partly because it looks like a vintage pipe. It’s a must-have for any concentrate connoisseur on the go, so you never have to show up to the sesh unprepared again. And it’s much more discreet than a bong rip.  

G Pen - Hyer Vaporizer

• If you’re more of a traditional dabber, this is a great option that offers the convenience of an electric rig while still using the glass piece of your choice. It’s a solid alternative to the bulky butane torch. 

Kayla - Papaya Bars Live Rosin 

• This cold cure rosin is to die for. Fruity and ferocious, it packs a powerful papaya-flavored punch that leaves you blissful and content. If you’re in California, it’s definitely worth the splurge.  

Green Dot - Cherry Lime Soda Live Badder

• Fizzy, flavorful, and fantastic—this strain is easily in my top five favorites of all time, which is not something I say lightly. Truly, it’s a must-try for all dab enthusiasts anytime you’re in Colorado. 

Cold Sweats - Grateful Dead Stash Pants 

• Made in small batches, these high-quality sweats are essential for any Deadhead dad who likes to dab. They even have a hidden pocket, so he can always keep his hash on deck. 

Truly Red Panda - Carhartt Side Bag 

• For dads who work hard! 😉This is the perfect bag to store your stash while you’re out and about this summer. Plus, it’s guaranteed to get you a sly approval from your fellow stoners.

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Cool shit alert: SF Hash Week

by Matt Jackson, courtesy of Nasha Hash

Hot off the nail of San Francisco’s first-ever Weed Week comes Hash Week, which runs through the week of 7/10. Like its successful and soaked-in-good-vibes predecessor, the festivities will take place at dispensaries, galleries, and other venues around the city and are dedicated to all things oil, concentrates, and what have you along those lines (Today, we are not here to debate terminology, but if you’d like to, feel free to pitch me). These sure-to-be-iconic weeks were started by Leafly editor David Downs and a group of Bay Area merry pranksters, many of whom will be familiar names to readers of this letter.

by Matt Jackson, courtesy of Nasha Hash

Here’s a link to the full SF Hash Week 2024 event line-up, featuring seven hashmakers debuting seven new drops over seven days. I honestly don’t even know what to say about this event, except that I will 100% be flying up for at least one night of it. Kalya, Royal Key Organics, Arcata Fire, Nasha, Solful, 710, Holy Water, Oakland Extracts…if those names mean anything to you, you should be there. If they don’t, here’s your sign to get acquainted.

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A last snap before we part ways…

• These Anwar Carrots x PlugPlay vapes are cute, as intended.

• High Design
  (aka Clare Sausen) interviewed Kristen Bell on the red carpet for “Reefer Madness: The Musical.”

• Since we are talking a lot about dry herb vapes lately, Cara Wietstock at GreenState reviewed Planet of the Vapes’ handheld Lobo. She also compared vape types to specific personalities.

• I appreciate

  Ben Owens 🌱
  digests detailing ongoing Minnesota legislation:

  TLDR; “A first-of-its-kind lawsuit has been filed asserting that the state constitution protects the right of the home grower to sell their excess crops (in compliance with state cannabis laws).” He also shared this interview with the case’s lead lawyer, Jeff O’Brien, which discusses what is happening and why Minnesota’s quandary is legally unique.

• High on Plants released tie-dye rainbow weed leaf earrings for Pride. Use code JACKIE10 for 10% off!

• Cultivated
  is publishing some of my favorite reporting on the ongoing federal hemp shitshow. In particular, they are pointing out the recurring voting stunts that Ron DeSantis likes to pull, this time with weed (a progressive law and public policy think tank also dug into how this public servant abuses his duties to his constituents).

• DONUT PIPES. Need I say more?

• Michigan sold more cannabis products in March 2024 than any other state ($22mm), dethroning the so-called “largest legal cannabis market in the world,” California ($21.3mm), for the first time in (recorded) history.

• To that point, California’s pot economy is crashing, says SFGate’s Lester Black. And, apparently, so is Colorado’s, reports Politico’s Mona Zhang.

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